a short story about an evil clown in the language of a pirate

Arrrr! Once upon a time, there was a wicked and sinister clown who terrorized the seas. He had a face painted white, a large red nose, and a sinister grin that could make even the bravest of pirates tremble in fear. Every night, the evil clown would sail around the seven seas, looking for unsuspecting ships to plunder. He would board the vessels, and then he and his crew of mischievous clowns would steal all the treasure onboard. The evil clown became so notorious that ships would sail the opposite direction when they spotted his ship on the horizon. But he was relentless in his pursuit of plunder and would always find a way to board the ships. One day, the evil clown met his match when he encountered a ship captained by the fiercest pirate of them all. The pirate was so powerful that the evil clown and his crew were no match for him. The pirate defeated the clown and his crew, and the evil clown was never seen again.